You may have noticed that I have carried on for years a campaign against the unspeakable brute commonly known as "the Easter Bunny," including the real reason why children never see him (at least not those who live to tell the tale).


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Continuing my campaign to make the public aware of the Rabbit Menace. We've already seen the real reason why nobody ever actually sees the Easter Bunny (and lives to tell the tale, that is). Now, despite stern letters from PETA and slander campaigns from the Lepus Lovers League have deterred me. Revealed by our motion-sensor camera, the real reason ( Read more... )

Yes! Even the Man of Steel worries about the sinister implications of that incarnation of pagan horrors, the Easter Bunny. What vile Iron Age rites spawned this creature in the days when Britain was a land of dark wild woods and long-forgotten peoples?


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Despite all the little kids who have tried to stay up all night or tried to wake up as early as possible, few have ever managed to actually get a glimpse of the Easter Bunny hiding eggs around the house.

( there's a very good reason )